driflloon:

every once in a while my brain cells kiss and i experience critical thought

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salty-blue-mage:

Everyone on Tumblr rn

(Source: salty-red-mage, via ruinedchildhood)

iron-bae:

I feel personally targeted

(Source: theonion, via i-survived-twist-and-shout)

mjalti:

some of you guys have never had a breakdown in a public bathroom and it shows. like grow up

(via synestheia)

Anonymous asked: trench??? thoughts???? morph, chlorine, jumpsuit, & my blood are my faves so far but it's likely to change the more i listen. you gonna see them live?

i just saw this. how long has this been in my inbox? yikesi love trench!! i’m so not keeping up with the boys and everything surrounding the album because i’m super busy with school! and work! and life in general! AHH!! i did just read the NY Times article on them though - damn i never thought i’d say that. look at our boys! - and i have listened to the album on the daily since it’s been put out, and i love every second of it. i haven’t put my mind to analyzing or memorizing the lyrics yet but i look forward to doing so once i get a singular ounce of free time. the tracks i’ve had on repeat lately are smithereens (it’s so CUTE) and legend (it’s so SAD but whatta bop man). oh, and pet cheetah is the bomb and no one can change my mindi’m seeing them on Halloween in DC with my favorite concert buddy, the ever-dedicated clique member, my father.

gabrieldreyfuss:

zendaya is meechee

(via daddycrabs)

darthvcder:

“kids these days are so cringey w their fortnite dances-” are none of yall going to acknowledge the shit we did. are we not going to acknowledge gangnam style. what does the fox say. if we go older hamster dance. crazy frog. the fucking duck song. the llama song. charlie the unicorn.

let he who is without sin throw the first stone

(via the-nerd-follower)

lmaonade:

girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

(via causeweretoldthatwemust)

bepeu:

self care is uhh …. *looks at my palm* uhh .. um … breathjing

(via thebootydiaries)

silenthill:

Oh this made me laugh

(via queerenbian)

redbonealien:

self-confidence, i’m realizing, is a lot deeper than just thinking i’m beautiful and being free in who i am. it also includes being confident in my decisions and trusting myself to be committed to the things i want to do. to step outside of my comfort zone and assure myself that i will be okay in doing so. this kind of self-confidence will help me see the success i want to see.

(via castillos-co)

(Source: fixedyourmeme, via petitetimidgay)

abhorrent-elms:

Being visible is the worst! Having a physical form is abominable! Public spaces are a nightmare! If you see me outside no you don’t!

(via castillos-co)

computersloth:

I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

(via professor-black-skinny-jean)

antmanbf:

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

(Source: earthsignery, via twentyonepilotss)